The getaway was a success,
although we returned economy class.
Which was when my girlfriend
sprung her news, that she is
leaving me. It is just her style,
to throw a spanner in the works.
She has pulled this trick before,
I don’t appreciate it one bit.
I’ve just splashed out a small fortune,
she should be grateful to me.
I hate these women who wheedle
your cash, and flounce away.
She is another beautiful user.
I shall deal with her.